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obama

The act of doubling down on a lie when clearly caught in a lie.

1. When I saw my new boyfriend sitting in the bar, holding hands with an Asian hottie, he told me it was his long-lost sister. I reminded him that he had claimed to be an only child. That's when he totally tried to Obama. He said he often blocked out memories, due to having been traumatized as a child. He said he was traumatized when his mom forgot to put syrup on his pancakes. Then I asked how it was that he was white and his 'sister' was Asian. He again Obamaed, saying that his dad had been a research scientist, and he and his 'sister' were the result of a genetics experiment gone wrong. 2. When the state trooper caught me driving in the HOV lane with an inflatable doll by my side, I tried to Obama him. I told him that I was supposed to be taking my girlfriend to work. I said she must have snuck the doll into my car, while she slipped out and stayed home, as a joke. He wrote me a ticket anyway.

By Hal, Luce, and Nate

Obama

1:The man whose last name only he knows. Obama is currently in Area 51 doing ketamine with Yoda. 2: The first black president, which gives him the title of "Barack." 3: Inventor of Obama Care. 4: The guy who killed the guy who made 7/11.

1: kid 1- "What's Obama's last name?" kid 2- "Dude idk, ask Obama." 2: kid- "I wish I had the title of Barack." 3: hobo- "Man I love Obama Care." 4: Osama bin laden- "I'm gonna say the N-word." Obama- *fucking assasinates Osama Bin Laden*

By SuccMaster69Ree

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