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What horny teenagers do when their parents aren’t home.

Great! Now that my parents have left, I can masturbate to all the hentai I want!

By Exterminate_all_thots

To cuff the duke!!! this is for the hardcore masturbaters. this is modern slang. It means to really rub out a good one A good place to cuff the duke is in a roomates bed while he is out pleasuring his lady friend. cuffing the duke is great when done alone or with mulitple partners. I recommend cuffing out many dukes today.

I am going to cuff the duke(masturbate hardcore), do not disturb!

By Erik S

Scratch your itch, diddle the skittle, wanking

"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?" "No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."

By GypsieGurl7892

to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually

Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.

By Skeet Masta

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

By Humpty