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Harry Potter

An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose. The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.

Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate... Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling. Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer. Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.

By AJ_Fatt

Harry Potter

Protaganist of a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. It deals with the his adventures in an alternate universe where magic exists. He fights against the bad guy Voldemort, who killed his parents and wishes to annhilate all the Muggles(i.e- non-magic poeple). Often described as "kiddy books", they are actually very, very well written. The plot is intriguing and quite insightful. It can be read by both kids and adults as it appeals to the two factions on different levels. While most kids think the magic and the fairytale-like aspects are cool, adults can appreciate and relate to the many moralistic debates it brings up. The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.

Harry Potter is a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. And with good reason! Go read them!

By jude86

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