Traditionally, from Romania gypsies have now spread to the UK and mostly speak in an annoying Irish-English dialect. Most of them steal anything they can get there hands on, con people and scam then into doing a shitty tarmac job for their drive. They live in caravans in fields and have about 50 cousins and are probably in-bred. After all they all look the same; scraggy dark hair (lots of it), which probably doesn't get cut. They wear stupid chav clothes and fake burberry. Also known as a (stupid fucking) pikey.
(Gypsy hobbles over drunkedly someones drive and knocks the door)
Random man: (opens door) Yeah?
Gypsy: (in weird irish/english/farmer accent) Are yous intrested in some tarrrrmaaacc?
Random man: (looks blank) No.
Gypsy: (Walks away wearing a flat cap covering his dark greasy hair, trampy clothes and wellies that have "been in the family for years" (yeah...) and a trampy jumper/tracksuit top covering his abnomally hairy arms)
Random man: (thinks to self) stupid fucking pikey)
Gypsy then retreats to his untaxed van filled with stolen scrap metal to sell it on to his stupid gypo friends.
By BitterAboutEverythingGrrr