john murder that girl mooo ( search ) “ mooo “
Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it John “ mooo! “
By frontlines
a fatass nigga
damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.
By fortnitelover97
To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.
“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?” “I’m about to John this girl down” “I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”
By Buzzedbiologist
John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.
Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John! Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny
By The chopped onion
A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants
John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids... What? 28? How do his kids even handle that? They don't.
By Perhapsitsautism