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I was having the worst day at work and I was just happy to be going home. I opened my front door and my saw my boyfriend Tom sitting on the sofa. "Hey Claire" He says. "You look upset....Whats Wrong" I sigh and say "Bad day at work." He grins and says I can fix that" He pulls of his shirt and pulls me down on the sofa. We start to make-out and I get so excited I shove my hand down the front of his pants. He gasps and pulls of my shirt and bra. He stops kissing me and sucks my tits. By now I'm so horny I pull of his pants and we start to make-out some more. I love the feel of his tongue in my mouth. He pulls off my pants and stares in surprise. I never wear panties but he didn't know that till now. He pulls off his boxers and I give him the best blow job ever. I make sure to swallow all his cum. He shivers with pleasure. I climb up on top of him and sit on his hips. He guides his penis inside of me and I start to bounce up and down. Having him inside of me feels amazing. I continue to bounce up and down as he reaches up and rubs my boobs. Suddenly I feel him flutter my g-spot. I don't want him to stop, so i say "Tom, baby, don't stop!" So he doesn't. He flips me over and lays on me, and starts pumping. Then he hits my g-spot and I scream from the major orgasm. He continues to pump harder and faster. It was the best sex ever!

Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.

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Sex

When a [man] sticks his [dick] into a [woman]’s pussy or when gays or lesbians have pleasure sex

Mias point of view: One day the hottest boy in school invited me over to his [house] for “fun” I was really excited and when I got there, he was already but naked, I was immediately turned on. He closed the [door] and started to take my clothes of [piece] by [piece]. He told me to follow him to his bedroom. I did. He tied me to the bedpost and pushed his lips against mine, exploring my mouth with his tongue. He took his tongue and started going downwards, he started sucking on my [tits] then followed down to my vagina. He licked around for a while then found my [g]- spot. As he licked it, I moaned and screamed in pleasure. I started to cum into his mouth. Then he took his [11] inch cock and placed it in my pussy, I gained several orgams. He then placed his dick in my mouth forcing me to [suck] and gag. He started to cum and I swallowed all of it. I moaned once again. He then carried on and fucked me even harder rubbing my [clit] as he had his penis entering and exiting my pussy. He took a piece of leather and stuffed it in my mouth and carried on fucking me even harder. Once he untied me it just got better. He pinned me against the [wall] and bent down further and further to finger my vagina. He then threw me on the bed and we were in 69. I was giving him a [blowjob] as he sucked my pussy. We got so exhausted so we fell asleep in that position. When we woke up, I had [lost] the ability to walk and he took that to his advantage and fucked me more. Sex it the best pleasure ever

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