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From state farm

Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm

By Igotnomoney

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle Named his testicles the Jim and ben BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS

Guy: why are you like this Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do

By i am a persn

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.

Oh look it is Jake

By The True Jake from 9 bc

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.

I love you Jake.

By Morgan_zoe7

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.

"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"

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