What's on your mug?

ITS HARD AND NEVER CUMS OUT

I LOVE TO POOP BUT GET HARD BRICK

By sANFNGGUAD

Brown stuff that comes out of the anus

I took a big poop

By rihfolxkanrew

A thing you digest, after having dinner / lunch / breakfast. Then you go to the bathroom, and take it out and be relaxed. (shit is the same word, different way to say it)

Me: "Wait, I gotta take fat shit/ poop." You: "......."

By https.//ww.yourmom.com

P eople O rder O ur P atties

Squidward: may I take your order Patrick: uhhhuhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh TWENTY MINUTES LATER Narrator: Psst Squidward. Remember poop! Squidward: Oh yeah! Patrick try a Krabby Patty! Partick: *gasp* okay! Squidward: and what size meal would you like? Patrick: uhhhhhh... Squidward: oh no

By AppleDANISH

poop

I need to go to the toilet and poop really bad!

By ARHMPLAYZ