What's on your mug?

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.

Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!

By doobielicious

My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart- -ian

Jordan is adorable

By Abiglee

Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.

Ugh Jordan is so cool!!!! So funny, popular, and awesome. I wish I was Jordan!!!!!”

By Shaniqua Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".

I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.

By FSGremlin

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.

Girl 1.whats up Girl 2. guess what Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about... Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN

By Ellathesmella