What's on your mug?

The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.

Michael is bad.

By Yuvsss

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and ]smart], and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT! Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM! His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE! Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

By Jade Hale

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm? Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G. Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

By Babes xx

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions: "Am I a noob?" "Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?" "Am I bad at Fortnite?" "Do I fail a lot?" If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1. Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

By notanoob101

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense. 2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.

On-a-call: Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on? Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...

By Le-me-go