What's on your mug?

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel Person 2: he looks like a Matthew Person 3: he’s so UGLY The squirrel: *starts crying*

By ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: look at that squirrel Person 2: he looks like a Matthew Person 3: he’s so UGLY! Squirrel: *starts crying*

By ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711

Dumb stupid stupid face

“Matthew is a dumb stupid and also dumb haha”

By Ostrich butler

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

By Voltdefines

Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend

Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles

By Emogirl69 ;)