What's on your mug?

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?" Bill: "Your Mom!" Josh: "Whats up?" Jimmy: "Your Mom!" Bob: "Who are you?" Fred: "Your Mom!"

By TheDankMaster69

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1: Person1: silence is golden Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH Example2: Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

By Roscoed your mom

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works..... Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday? Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night. Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

By brent

Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.

Your Mom, ask her.

By Ploofy 4

answer to any and every question anyone asks you

friend:who are you talking to on the phone you: your mom sister:your ugly you: your mom

By David's girl