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A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

By Brian

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}

Valentine's Day - 10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE! 18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!

By Failrr5Lyfe

Its the day not to celebrate Valentines Day, its the day to celebrate National Condom Week.

I wore a Condom on Valentine's Day to celebrate National Condom Week

By Old Mate Aaron

Late november would be the most common time for a valentines day baby to be born.

Your an idiot. If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.

By C_dizzle

A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!). It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine

Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents! Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!

By D-Mon