A magical animal with a horn. This horn grants many wishes and sparkles. The unicorn was last seen at Landchoo Park in NeverExistedPlace at Sunday Soonember 6th 1893. Rumor has it, if you smell a unicorn fart, you’ll turn into a fairy.
“Unicorns are fricken dope!”
By AllPandasLoveMe
n. 1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn. Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse. 2. A person similarly endowed.
Hans: Look! It's a unicorn! Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse. Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin! Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
By Hans und Dieter
(v) to headbut the bottom of a beer bottle while someone is drinking and drive the bottle into their teeth.
We used to think that it was funny to unicorn each other at parties until we chipped a friend's tooth. or Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.
By The Diego Cortes
A single bisexual female who has intimate relations with couples in the swinger community. Some unicorns are only around for hot one night stands. Some unicorns form long term relationships with the couple(s) they become involved with. This kind of woman is indeed rare, so rare some say they've never met one.
We're really hoping to finally catch a unicorn at the swinger's club tonight. We keep a unicorn around to spice up our marriage. Hey babe, want to see if our unicorn wants to join in this Friday?
By CharCharLottie
A woman who gives you sex so amazing you speak in tongues and forget what planet you live on. The average adult male will only come across 2 to 3 unicorns in his lifetime. It is highly suggested you grab the horn tight and don't let go!
Lauren fucked me so good last night I forgot how to speak English for 3 hours. She is most definitely a unicorn.
By DC42182