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Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

By Eat my schmiek

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away. I waited so schlong for this moment! His cock was quite schlong !

By woodpequa666

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

By DiccHole

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong hell yeah it is dude

By richiefricketyfrackingtozier

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.

did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong

By himama