What's on your mug?

opposite of beef, a card that is exceptionally useless

"Ah man, that card is pants!"

By Miraron

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

By auth00r

The one article of clothing you can live without. like in the supermarket.

Have any of you seen my pants?

By the ph1l0s0ph3r

devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.

By fatninjaporker

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

By KITTEH