What's on your mug?

Fuckboy

People named Mario are often referred to as "Fuckboys".

By RealKid101

the coolest brother around... he dont take @#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean @#$% the little plumber dude he aint got @#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.

Mario will rule you.

By dudeBRO88

Mario was a carpenter in his days, but now he's just a pimp-ass plumber with a younger brother that often get's ignored. He is a Superstar in Mushroom Kingdom just because he saved the princess a couple of times (big deal). His brother, Luigi, always stays watching over the home (on the other hand, who would be stupid enough to rob Mario and Luigi's hut?).

Peach: "Mario, you're my hero!" Mario: "Shut the fuck up-a and a-start sucking-a like it a-is macaroni!"

By Rentarn

to jump over something unlikely to get to something insignificant.

Can you believe how that fat ass marioed over those tables to get to the vending machine?

By extraz

He got a huge dick and he might fucked your girlfriend or your wife (age doesn’t matter)

Gf: I love you Mario Mario’s: I’m just here for the sex

By Huge Cock for your mom