Emotional binge drinking, Netflix, naps, cheap food, staying up too late, avoiding adult responsibilities, cramming for exams, and lots of crying.
Man, college was not what I was expecting. I thought I would be going out and partying. Not staying up till 3 am studying and watching Netflix simultaneously.
By supkate
A institution of higher brainwashing run by washed out radicals from the 1960's Anti War movement who have also saturated the public school system. Unlike school college you have to pay money in enter either from yout own pocked or government aid.
In college you have to pay to learn bullshit.
By Anonymous
1. Where I go and work my ass off every day learning diffeq and pchem and such, but its apparently expensive daycare. 2. One of the most popular institutions to rip on.
Guy 1: "College is such a joke, man. You pay tons of money to get wasted and learn nothing related to the real world. I don't even use anything I "learned" there. You should drop out." Guy 2: "Interesting. What was your major again?" Guy 1: "Communications" Guy 1: "Oh, right. And yea, I'll take fries with that."
By N0Pistons
Costs more than most exotic cars. Great place to party and meet virgins though.
A: Bro you skipped on a chance to buy a Lamborghini to go to college? B: But going to college grants me 4 years worth of beer and women! A: Haha so true!
By fgsdgdfg
A place your mom went to, according to Napoleon Dynamite.
"Your mom went to college."
By Losti