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<i>noun</i>: A dirt-cheap place where wiggers, white trash and my mom go to buy anything, from SPAM to clothing. <i>noun</I>: a word for the worst working conditions ever. <i>Noun</i>: The spawning grounds of geeky computer nerds, Enron CEO's and small satanic creatures. <i>Verb</i>: (Wal-Marted) A word used when Wal-Mart pushes another competitor store out of buisness. (See Wawl-Mawt)

Let me get this straight - your job at Wal-Mart is being a carpet? Wow, Sam's Appliances was just Wal-Marted out of buisness!

By simpsonetti

Verb: To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step. Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch. Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

By TomKVideo

a magical land that in day it is a wholesome land.But at night it is barren land were the bugs crawl out of the walls and the creatures come out of the break-rooms and the servants are getting the human waste off the bathing room floor.Day by day the cycle repeats...

1.I'll be back i'm going to Wall-mart. 2.This place is like Wal-mart!

By RAVVVEN

A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too. Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive. Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.

Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.

By Da Milkman

A romantic alternative

Aren't we in love? Holding hands, making out, fondling each other in Wal-Mart? Heck with fancy restaurants and roses, I'm taking my date to Wal-Mart for some good ol' lovin'

By HJG