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My [religion].

[Stan]: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.” Jesus: Who said that? Stan: You did, Jesus. Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys! [Kyle]: Wow, did he say that in the Bible? Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek. Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent. Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it! Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something. Gregory: Mr. Garrison, [Wendy] and I think that was a sexist statement. Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m [sorry], [Wendy]. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t [die]. Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight? Bebe's mom: [Oh], sweetie, those are two completely different numbers. Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a [sweet] bass line. Token: I don't know how to play the bass. Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass. Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes. Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line! Token: Plays the bass expertly [Oh], goddammit. south park rocks :)

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