What's on your mug?

god.

"I identify as an ogre. Shrek is my religion. Get out me swamp."

By bumbumion cyber 8

Our lord and savior, commonly found in a Swamp, this foul creature lurks in the pussy.

1. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 2. Hail Satan

By Stank Thot Slayer

Butt-Ugly English Footballer Wayne Rooney a.k.a Shrek. displayed his superior ball control at the 2006 World Cup ie, stamping on some poor players balls

woa! wayne rooney can really dribble Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!

By Tartan Terror

To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.

"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!" "Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"

By cleohero

A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar

"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?' itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"

By Andre'