What's on your mug?

john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!

Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him. Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!

By TeddieLover

can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.

Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him." Person 2-"He must be your John." jon jhon

By kawoline

Verb. When you're 12 years old, drink 3 beers and pass out in your friend's bed, shouting 'Why is no one spooning me?????????????'

I did a John.

By B33rs

v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle. Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.

Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp! Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John. Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch! John: Fuck you!

By BrasilStyle

the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!

"sara did john confuse u again?" "haley must u ask?"

By best friend ever!