the greatest invention of man it is impossible to find what you want from the internet...so in the end i just end up looking at good old reliable porn
young boy: mum, i need to find out about whales for my project Boys mother: try the internet young boy: i did but it came up with fat porn
By fuyu no kaze
An immensely popular plexus of information/data that can be viewed pictorally, literally (words, writing) or heard. Because of its versatility, intangibility, and uncontrollability, the Internet grows rapidly, expanding everyday. However, due to this growth, it has become virtually synonymous with "virus" or "porn." Despite those setbacks, the Internet can be a great device. If careful, one can avoid the porn, and viruses it harbors. Also, because of the Internet's versatility, it can used as an online multiplayer-playground. People from Europe can play against a person in South America, while he/she may be chatting with someone in the USA.
The Internet grew in popularity during the 1990's. It is now practically ubiquitous.
By Verdantai
The only place where "Freedom of speach" actually exists.
On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.
By starky
A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.
Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"
By Anonymous
Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information. However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.
Person A: I'm going on the Internet. Person B: Pervert.
By generic