Deadass
Dead. Fucking. Serious.
Baddie: "You, how tall are you?" Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-" Baddie: "Ew you're short." Baddie: "How tall are *you*?" Gojo: "I'm six-foot." Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!" Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!" Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal." Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!" Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are." Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?" Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-" (Gojo was never found after)
By JujutsuDude