What's on your mug?

An African American mans wiener or Black Mans Wiener

Holy krap Kurt did you see the BMW in the porn video

By KURTS HOE GIRL

Be my wife

By singh

A car that if you own you will never want to go back to anything else.

BMW is the best car ever.

By miny

The car of the jack ass drivers who always cut me off. They are usually owned by fat old businessmen who have strong alpha male type personalities who will flip you off for doing 10k over the speed limit. Avoid them on the road and key them in the parking lot.

GUY 1: WHAOH! Did you see that guy just cut me off? GUY 2: Yeah man. He's driving waaay too fast. GUY 3: Typical BMW.

By OriginalityPeople2991

Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore

I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.

By John Shin