What's on your mug?

anything

to the tune of if ur happy and u know it if ur a fuccer and u know it fuck hands if u fuck em and u like it fuck em more if ur really really like it and u bored of ur hands the fuck the fucking first girl u see

By smearypooontheloo

The multipurpose word: can be used as anywhere

what the fucking fuck y r u fucking looking up fuck on the ub ur just fucking looking for a definition mentioning fucking SEX u fucking fuccer *pant pant*

By smearypooontheloo

1.to aim annoyance at someone 2. to tell someone to go away 3. just for everything really

1. fuck you, jack james!! i worked hard on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.

By lone wolf 1010

The intimate love you will have at a party also known as sex.

Yo I just fucked this hot ass gal

By Usernamm

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King, Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady? Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?! U did, me sire. From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

By KeizerKakkebroek