What's on your mug?

A person that’s suicidal, threatening to man kind, Blasion, like to show fake BB guns!!! Overall a Pussy;)!!

Matthew likes to not be able to wheelie.

By Nina p

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night! Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?! Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

By DrDre868

Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.

Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat

By feaonfoieajfoi

A sad tall man who has far apart eyes

I'm a Matthew

By Nig Cheese

Prob will be your best friend he is amazing in every way the best boyfriend ever I know from experience he is amazing caring and kind and can light up any room an awesome person who puts himself before others

Matthew is awesome

By Savannah has a hot bf