Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch! Jordan " I already did
By YourMumschairDawg
For a guy: A douche For a girl: Just a cool person
"Jordan's such a douche" "No, she's cool" "The male Jordan" "Oh"
By Whythisword
He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.
Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?” Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.” Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”
By MyLifeInABox
Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period
Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr
Stole my yeezys
Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys Guy 2: Jordan Stole em Guy 1: FUCK
By aaronlong0712