What's on your mug?

Acronym for "Squirrels in my Pants*

I have SimP.

By EvilShaggy

Anybody who doesn’t play ark or do what Tyler the prophet says or disagrees with him Tyler owns all rights of the word “simp” and is a king

Nick is such a simp for not taking online classes seriously

By Kingofthesimos

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual. 2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.

situation 1, real simpin: Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad! Evan: I'll pay for it! Jack: dude you're such a simp... Situation 2, as an insult: Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime? Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course! Nate: Dude stop being a simp Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.

By icantthinkofausername777

Any guy named Raul.

Raul said, "She's so beautiful man. Imma sound like a simp but I honestly think her beauty is gonna go down in history -- like the Marilyn Monroe of our generation."

By Estefo

a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return

thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!" thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".

By Linstanity628157