What's on your mug?

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.

"Hey do you know John?" "No, who is that?" "He is the guy with the massive ass" "Ohhhh I'm familiar"

By simp_simpy

big man glasses hair

Person 1: who tf is john Person 2: big man glasses hair Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen John: John Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt

By SinfulMicrowave

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY

did u see that hot mf yeah his name is probably john

By cockman720

A misunderstood man. He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight. Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it. He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.

Hey, can you tell me about John? Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX

By sheluvsjohn

A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.

John may look cute and all but he’s just a big wimp

By bihgonbeabih2115