What's on your mug?

a insult of a persons mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in

By snitcher.y

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

By Yourlocalmother

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you? You: Your mom Them: ;-;

By Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you? Me: Your mom

By yamooni

The largest creature to roam the earth Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom? Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

By Theredjoker