What's on your mug?

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men. he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny

“John, get out of my chair!”

By deinemutter@939996

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™. John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous. If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them, they will always be there in your darkest moments

Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too! Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.

By PixelManGaming

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing

Man put that John away I gotta go charge my John Bros got a bag full of Johns

By SlickDook69

John is a basic ass name And if you have you boring

John: Hi Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀

By Someomeis69ingyourmom

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

By iloveujohn