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God

Huge guy in white robes with a beard. Shines a lot. Lives in the clouds. Apparently went AFK a couple thousand years back and hasn't returned. Level sideways 8 meme. Can fire lasers and burning apocalypse from hands, eyes, and mouth. Currently running for re-election as ruler of Earth against former employee Lucifer. Has bad relationship with son. Possesses magic sperm which can impregnate virgins. Master of the universe, creator of time/space, etc.

Election date: 12/12/12. Look forward to it. This example must have the word "God" in it, so it shall.

By Boredom Strikes Again

God

(n.) the genderless eternal essence of the undefined; the [force] by which all life, and all existence, depends; and in human understanding, the equivalent of "love." Nearly impossible to describe, it is [something] that must be truly experienced to be understood. Much [like] attempting to describe the complex and wondrous tastes of a multi-course meal to someone who has never eaten before.

Person 1: God doesn't exist. Person 2: I know, he IS existence. Person 1: No, what I [mean] is that there is no such [thing] as god. Person 2: How do you know? Person 1: Because there is no proof he exists. Person 2: Well, there's no proof he doesn't exist either. Person 1: Of course not, you can't proove negative existence. You can't have evidence that [something] isn't out there, because only [real] things leave evidence. Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room? Person 1: . . . huh? Person 2: Is there a hippo in your living room? Person 1: . . . no. Why? Person 2: Are you [sure]? Person 1: Yes. Person 2: How can you be sure? Person 1: Because I can look at my living room and see that there is no hippo there. Person 2: Well, there you have it. You just prooved a negative existence. Person 1: . . . oh my god. You're right. Person 2: See? Person 1: But still, there is no proof that god exists. Person 2: There is no proof that YOU exist either. Person 1: Of course I exist. [People] can see me, hear what I say, and can tell you of the effect I've had on their lives. Person 2: A lot of [people] would say the same [thing] about God. Person 1: . . . nuh-uh. Person 2: Yeah-huh.

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