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the sexiest girl you will ever meet

“oh my god did you see jordan” “YES! jordan is so SEXY!”

By dessertlover

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants?? Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

By My name is nice guy

A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.

Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.

By Brio Springforward

Literally a physicotic mastermind. SIKE he is a very cute boy

Jordan is so crazy, I just love him!

By Horsemeatman

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

By Ptvdavis