What's on your mug?

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.

Jordan just got curb stomped

By Jxrdz.

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today." Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

By JaxJamesonJames

Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head

Chav called Jordan Uncle called rib Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe

By 100% ediatt

If your names Jordan your definitely a side man

Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless

By 100% ediatt

Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.

Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.." Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.

By adventuresoftheUrbanDictionary