What's on your mug?

A hot straight guy

Hey look at that john getting surounded by girls

A big dude with a monstrous cock that's 12 inch.

A guy: how big is yours? John:12inch

By 13inch. i beat u 12 inch

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!" 2: "What?" 1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!" 2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

By Torrajin

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk

“Man, I’d love to have a John” “Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”

By Lavine6969420

Do the thug shaker

John:(doing the thug shaker)

By AMUNGOS