What's on your mug?

A small turd that defies the laws of gravity via stubbornly adhering to the anus.

I sat for 45 minutes doing Kegal exercises trying to extricate a Trump, but it wouldn’t let go.

By Moishe Tannenbaum

To pass wind out of the anus British slang in long term use (ie well before the USA elected a president of the same name)

That was a bad trump. Your just full of trumps today

By tormec

A large, orange, unattractive man with tiny hands who often uses those little sticky fingers to pick and eat boogers, after a BigMac eating binge.

Wow, I can’t believe how much food I ate today. I feel all gross, bloated and like trump.

By MeMememe2477

to lie (verb)

“Did you take $50 from my wallet? Don’t trump. I want to know.

By parnelli 22

A giant piece of dog shit.

My dog just took a huge trump.

By VKucci