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There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John. 1. That one cool dude you can appreciate 2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate 3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal 4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not 5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not 6. ext.. So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.

"Hey, do you remember John?" "What type of John? " "The cool one." "Yeah, he was a cool John."

By Weirdalltheway

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

By shutyomouthhoe7

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.

John is very mid.

By Bb daddy

John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.

"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"

By JustForFun!

A smart man at playing chess and likes korean woman

John likes zoe John is Reagan friend

By Redhemzzzz