What's on your mug?

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach? Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

By Penilicker90000

Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god. He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with. It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person. Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.

Jordan deserves to find someone he's comfortable with.

By Dearpdj

Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.

Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)

By Countielovesjordan

To be perfect

I wanna be like Jordan

By Empress Jordan

He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater

Man I would NOT want to be a Jordan!

By Larry Hum