What's on your mug?

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.

"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"

By Dareen123

Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.

Brandon won't let us go to the playground!

By HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole. Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

By dpavlov

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

By therealslimoprag

Guy with a big dick

Looks like I am a Brandon

By Ipoh