What's on your mug?

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day" " Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

By Sugarrrdaddyypimpz

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

By ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

By POTETÅKER

A day to celebrate anyone you love (NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)

Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog! Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day! Ikr

By greenavocado

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.

Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day" Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever." Boyfriend-"Damn"

By DNizz