What's on your mug?

stupid ugly animal native to Wales (which is a stunning, beautiful and very friendly place)

I hate sheep they're so damned ugly

By minimidge

A large animal that, despite encyclopedia definitions, is secretly controlling the world's governments. Highly intelligent, beware, has telekineses. Welsh and Scottish people fear sheep.

Ahh! I'm being chased by a sheep! *zap*.... *dies*

By meeshopork

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons? man 2-no what? man1 - SHEEP

By troubledemon

Population of New Zealand.

3 sheep to every 1 person. If there was a hoof to hand war, sheep would win.

By anonymous

a source of wool and an important asset in condom industry. Also, a nickname for a member of Jesus' gang (J.C.'s mafia nickname being "the Shepherd"). A utility for vegetable growth control (though the new "Goat" model is much better).

I have on a sheep's wool sweater.

By Kathya