A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.
Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on? Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!! Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too? *both men dickslap the third man*
By schlingschlongbingbangbong69
A very feminine woman.
She is such a schlong lady.
By Penni
synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.
"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."
By Roger DeCoster
1) slang for baked potato 2) name for an ancient civilization
1) Give me a couple more schlongs 2) The aztecs were a very big schlong
By tom tom, do we bear left hear?
A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.
Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it. Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!
By Jed M and Chris C