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THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

MOUSE IN HOUSE MOUSE IN HOUSE

By CatMan3

The two mice were in the creme, the first one drowned, and the second one ket struggling until it vhurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk. So it didn't walk on water, but it did make it out of something that was liquid, until it could walk on solid ground again.

One thing is certain when all else seems uncertain if you don't keep struggling, you will be the mouse that drowns. You sink or you swim intil you can walk again, and once you can walk again, you start to have options of what to do and what not to do. Life is worth losing, so the worst case scenario is you end up the mouse that drowns or geys sick. Is that really the horror story the media tries to make it seem to be?

By Solid Mantis

A tiny little fiend who cannot get enough of cheese

That mouse is a fiend

By WankMeOff6969

A rodent.

If she is equal to any man, and makes mice out of men, then she must be a mouse just like them too.

By The Original Agahnim

A life form that screams when hungry or wants hugs. Has magic powers and can turn into a loaf of bread or a donut.

That punk Mouse is angry again.

By Babbyx