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White-Landia A place where people cannot drive, and people dont realize that there is an entire state attached to the island. Also, a place in-which, massive waffle shaped suburbs have been created after a mass housing project after WWII. Today, longs Island is in habbited by Guedos and Jewish people or a mixture of both. The kids that call themselves "italian" are about as Italian as the other 13 generations that came before they did, in lamens terms, not at all, Futher more it is a land that does not believe in making their children work for their car, phone, school or anything that they own. and everyone and their 13 year old daughter smokes. Finnally, it is a place in which people never migrate out of after High school, and white kids dress like they are strait out of compton.

I was walking down the street of long Island and some 11 year kid said "Yo, sup my nigga wha......" and he was hit by a girl in a hoda civic with tinted window wearing sunglasses talking on her cell phone while smoking all while rinning a red light. God I hate long Island

By Goose0703

Long Island has no cultural institutions, heritage or history. It does have malls, its own language and lots of statutory rape. This is the land of Joey Battafuccos and Amy Fishers. Most people from outside the Island, think "there must be something wrong with the water on Long Island". This is a common phrase used in NYC, Westchester and Fairfield. Most of the people on LI have never left LI which gives the place a very haunted and inbred feel. Those who are ambitious will go to college instead of working at their uncle's detailing shop but will go to Hofstra or LIU so they don't have to leave. Many LIers hope to one day work at Cablevision (which is run by a junkie who screwed up the NY Knicks and his daddy's company) or the LIRR where it was found that 90% of retiree's were also claiming 100% disability with their pensions. Most girls in LI gain sexual experience early at the hands of adult males, many of them married. This is one of the reasons why LI girls usually look washed out by the time they are 18. Drugs are a contributing factor. Many people believe that if you give a LI girl some cocaine you are guaranteed anal sex. Much of this sex occurs at one of LI's many motels which charge by the hour and are hotbeds of adultery and body lice. Boys on LI look forward to the day when they men and can begin feeding cocaine to LI girls in return for anal sex at motels. Since they have to wait, they will usually spend their teens doing drugs and drinking in parking lots.

There must be something wrong with the water on Long Island

By willyblues

A wealthy island off of Manhattan in the state of the New York. Traditionally, it consists of solely the affluent counties of Suffolk and Nassau. Geographically, it also contains the New York City boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn, although no one considers people from the boroughs to be "Long Islanders". Known for its abundance of Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans, in addition to extremely high cost of living and nice beaches, which also function as a summer destination for people from New York City.

You know you're in Long Island when the high school students are driving better cars than the teachers.

By leroy318

okay, i live on Long Island, on the LI/Queens Border in Floral Park. We are not "gansta" at all. Long Island is a very rich area filled with JAPs and prissy white girls. To us, "upstate" is anything that isnt one of the Five Bouroughs.

Floral Park Queens is not part of Long Island, but the Town of Floral Park is.

By Kristan

Where jews and guineas moved to get away from black people in NYC.

Here are some popular sayings from inhabitants of Long Island: I don't know about you, but where I'm from... Strong Island Want to go tanning? Check out my blow out! Take me to Miami!

By capspac