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girl

1. A creature with lady lumps and a higher chance of possessing empathetic emotion than their male counterparts. 2. Conniving, heartless, predatory creature with the intent of feeding upon the wallet and emotions of male humans. 3. A legendary creature that many naively believe to inhabit the internet.

1) "I am so lucky to have such an extraordinary person as a girlfriend." 2) "I went shopping with her and was too blinded by her looks to notice my empty wallet. She broke up with me the next day." 3) Person 1: "Whoa, did a girl just join the Ventrilo?" Person 2: "There are no such things as girls on the internet"

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