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Catrina I'd Like to Fuck With the release of the 2015 James Bond movie, Spectre, Mexico City's previously non-existing parade for Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead) a made-up parade was created only for one of the movie sets. Because Mexico City received so many inquiries regarding the parade after the movie, the enterprising city government decided to create a large parade in order to help promote tourism. Thus the previously non-existing event, today with it being so successful, this has led to more and more beautiful people participating in the event each year. With so many lovely decorated people, this has led to the inevitable assignment of the infamous "ILF" to a new line of both males and females who were unfamiliar with the Catrina character prior to the recent popularity of depicting the figure in costume.

Hey Joe ... Check out the chichis on that Catrina back there, would you! (Joe) Hijo de puta que es una CILF!

By DonPhillipe

Cilf stands for Child Id like to fuck.

rob: look at that preschooler, shes a cilf john: that one officer

By sosig skibidi

Character I'd like to fuck

My cilfs are...

By Emdosis

Cop I would like to fuck

Dam Gavin that cops a cilf, I wish she’d put me in hand cuffs.

By Smelly fart outta dog

CILF (noun) A Cat Dad I’d Like to Fuck. Basically a DILF, except instead of being a dad to human children, he has one or more cats who are inexplicably better cared for than most people. Usually spotted wearing a hoodie covered in cat hair, carrying expensive cat food, and saying “he’s just a little guy” about a 17-pound beast named Kevin. The CILF is dangerously attractive because he has dad energy + cat obsession + suspiciously good forearms from carrying litter bags. See also: DILF, Zaddy, cat dad, emotionally available king, man who owns more lint rollers than shirts.

“Girl, I went over to his place and he had three cats and a leather sofa. Absolute CILF.” “He sent me a picture of his cat sleeping on his chest and I immediately understood the CILF agenda.” “He says he’s ‘not really a cat person’ but knows exactly which wet food they prefer. CILF behaviour.” “That man has a rescue cat, a messy bun and emotional availability. Somebody sedate me.”

By xammmmmmm