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"jafake-ans" usually full of racist bullshit, which is pretty ironic when the people they idolise are black.

The funniest example i can think of about the utter lack of imagination these joblessbrainlesshomophobicracistbastards have is about a girl i know walking down the street when some townie knob comes along on his crappy little "look at me im so 'ard, off the back off a lorry 'BMX' bike" and kicks out at her as he passes,generally acting like a shit, Anyway, this girl shouts "gets some Stabilisers u ignorant shit!" (which i thought was fair), and (this is what made me laugh) the boy shouts out "STABILISE YO MUM!". HAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHHAHAHHhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

By Greengirl

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo: Townie: Eh wot come 'ere Grunger:..... Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box Grunger: i dont have 20p Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad. Grunger: ..... Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got? Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

By John

apes but less intelligent FEmale:think wearing fake gold is cool because in their eyes its real and they like to wear fake cloths from highstreets in a townie words (igh street) as in burbury, wear stupid fluffy hooded coats, and use words like:blad,al'ight love etc etc MALE: same fluffy hooded coats,like to say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot when people are "larie" or "rude boy" and if you make them laugh they'll call you "this kids jokerz blad" .in oother words townies are stupid retardish sleazy tramps which buy fake everything although they call every1 else tramps but the only reason why they buy fake stuff is coz in their eyes (the faker it is the more "bling" it is

al'ight love can you get me some wa'er

By sahand mamand

Complete dickheads who think they are the greatest they listen 2 crap r'n'b, rap and all that junk. They will wear horrible bomber jackets, trousers tucked in socks and i tight ponytail or bun 2 show how big thier heads really are

innocent normal kid happens to turn around and faces a townie "oi ya' littl' bich' whayydya fink you lookin' at eh?!!? "nuffin i...." "fuckin' answer me back n i'll bash ur fuckin head in!! yer man innit"

By Townie Slayer

a person who thinks it is 'hard' not to attend school, to say words such as 'safe', 'yea man', 'buff' and other such words. they exist on this earth purly to live off the dole in a council house with nine filthy kids who skip school and do drugs, just as they did. they are everywhere and continue to harrass anyone they feel like by attacking them physically as they dont have the vocabulary to do so verbally.

townie conversation; townie one: wosdat den huh? townie two: new mega bad phone yeah! townie one: phat maaan! wherizfro? townie two: nicked dinna? bo! townie one: badass safe yeah! so phat! *they indulge in scary odd handshake consisting of knocking fists together then clapping and shaking hands on the side* townie two: whosat naw? townie one: dunnah, les beat em ya? townie two: ya phat *walk up to random peson on street* townie one: WOSSIT U DOIN HER IS ME AN MY BROS SPOT YA SO MOVIT BEFA I BEAT YA *silence* townie two: YA NOT HER MAAAN? MOVIT!!! OR YA STAR'IN?? RI DAT IT I GONNA WUP YA SILLY NAW MAAN YA! *they then try to beat the random person and end up in a jail cell with multiple injuries*

By :poisonedheart: