What's on your mug?

He’s a douche bag that can go suck a fat cock

Guy: Todd sucks dick

By B1gb0y420

A Todd is a lazy, late, foolish, or miss-informed person. Basically, anyone that could do better by giving a shit.

Ben is two hours late. He is king of the Todds.

By causticdreamer

A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.

chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night? chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!

By Metso

Commonly confused with "Tod" - that version of "tod" however is the lower class version. Todd would let you win on fortnite, you could be dying n Todd would be like hEy iMa saVe yOu, hEre tAke a BandAge, He has a leng taste in moooooosic, He would occasionally have a very annoying older brother n watch scary movies wiv you till u pissed scared. hehe :)

molly hoes: hey im fishy n all but ima square up to you todd cos ur pretty me: piss off, u manky hoe

By bobbiethebuilda

Amazingly awesome and Admirable, benevolent, caring and charismatic, full of dedication, eager, fearless, grand, humble, invigorating, joyful, keen and a keeper, loving, memorable, noteworthy, open minded, passionate, quaint full of best qualities, radiant smile, strong, sparkling eyes, trustworthy, understanding, undeniably handsome, great values, worthy of respect, exhilarating, young at heart, my zen. Todd is music to my heart. The smile to my eyes, the beat of my heart. Todd is my once in a lifetime. What one can only dream of and God sent. My future. My best friend.

Finding Todd is heavenly. Todd will rock your world.

By Luckiest woman alive