Squidward
The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask
Fool you passed out with your shoes on so you got the squidward hahah... "damn"
By theniggys
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squidward
When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.
That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.
By philyphan2012
Squidward
A Dicknosed [Squid] whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini [bottom] annoyed by A Retarted [Starfish] and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called Squidwards Suicide
[Patrick]: Hey spongebob! Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want [Patrick]? Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward Spongebob: Great idea! -------------------- Spongebob: Hey Squidward! Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'[m] in the middle of a clarinet Practice! Spongebob: Oh ----------------- Spongebob: Give me an a buddy! Squidward: -Plays Clarinet- Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams- Spongebob: Squidward- Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob! Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that ------------- Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob! [Annoying] Fankid: [OMG] what is it!? Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres! [Annoying] Fankid: OMFG just tell me! Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide! ------------------ [Annoying] Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit! Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden
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Squidward
DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!
"Squidward is a jerk
By Emkuda
Squidward
a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane
Hmmm, how about some squidward?
By Moose